I say this to dewy-eyed expectant mothers who want the baby’s sex to be a surprise: you want a surprise? You are going to have NO END of surprises very, very soon.

NEW VOTING INCENTIVE: PATRIOTIC PHOEBE!!!

So it’s early July, and we’re all in the mood for flag-waving, so I thought it was time to celebrate the birth of everyone’s favorite country with a little bit of patriotic cheesecake! Courtesy of Phoebe!

This voting incentive is no longer available by voting, but you can purchase the pic in the STORE! It’s only one buck for five incentive pics! YAY!

AND CHECK PUCK ON FACEBOOK!!!