MAY VOTING INCENTIVE! MAY FLOWERS!

This month’s voting incentive is special! It’s tasteful and bucolic! Vote! QUEEN VICTORIA WANTS YOU TO VOTE!!!

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And as for the comic…

For those who don’t know what a funnel cake is, just know that it’s a food for fat people. In North America, it’s associated almost exclusively with amusement parks, carnivals and fairs. Like all forms of fried dough the world over, it is a wondrous experience. And unlike roller coasters, you can enjoy funnel cakes while caring for babies. They are the amusement park equalizer: everyone can enjoy them. (Except my wife, who insists that they’re “too rich” for her, whatever that means. She just doesn’t understand the joy of being fat.)