THE PUCK BOOK IS ON SUPER SALE!!! LIKE, RIGHT NOW!!!

If you’re vaguely interested in possibly owning a copy of the Puck book, well, now’s your chance to take action! It’s in color, it’s big, it’s beautiful, and NOW IT’S ONLY $18.99! It includes +200 comics and a bunch of never before seen extras documenting the early stages of Puck’s creation. For instance, did you know that at an earlier stage of development, Phoebe had goat legs? And for a brief period in history, Puck and Phoebe were a pair of futuristic buddy cops? It’s all in the book!

CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR COPY OF PUCK VOLUME 1 IN A MATTER OF DAYS! (Seriously, the shipping is super fast and if you’re in the United States, shipping’s pretty cheap too.)

ALSO…

VOTING INCENTIVE! WHOLE LOTTA DC!!!

I ran out of time to generate a full-on new voting incentive last week because I was on vacation, but I did have time to assemble a group shot of the JLA cosplay experience and even throw in a batch of new jokes!

VOTE BEFORE ZACK SNYDER STICKS A ‘V’ IN IT!

As for the comic…

For those of you confused by the fact that Shnorf Village is in a cave, I can only tell you to direct your concerns or criticisms to 1980’s-era theme park attraction designers. The real ride (Smurf Village, which in reality was dismantled decades ago) was in a big, fake cave. The cave setting was highly inaccurate to the woodland setting of Smurf Village in the cartoon, and actually gave the whole experience a more Fraggle Rocky vibe.

This is one of those entirely character-based gags that brand new readers cannot possibly find funny. If you’re a brand new reader, I’m sorry. If you’re not a brand new reader and you still can’t possibly find this funny, then I apologize.