Phoebe’s like a superwoman. She can do anything … except wear tasteful clothes. (She can make tasteful clothes; she just can’t wear them.) And though summer is winding down, the BEACH DAY WALLPAPER is still on sale for a buck, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Usually our vengeful redheaded champion would resort to violence in such situations, but here she’s been bested by the mightiest weapon of all: humiliation.
I was going for the ugliest dress humanly possible. My wife informs me that I succeeded.
So no epic fight between mob boss and pregnant redhead. Sorry to disappoint. And I have always felt that fashion and organized crime go hand in hand. Why else would those criminals be such natty dressers? And why else would […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My “Mob Boss” card defeats YOUR “Pregnant Redhead” card! I think it’s safe to say that no one saw that coming. NEW VOTING INCENTIVE It’s August, and that means a new voting incentive for Puck! This one connects to the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
To be honest, I want to punch smiley-faced, duplicitous sales staff in the kisser all the time. It’s a personal fantasy of mine. I think pregnant women would be a little more likely to turn such fantasies into reality, though. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You thought having their figures stretched all out of shape and suffering weird cravings was enough pain for pregnant women? Oh no. The world has many, many ways to make them suffer. NEW VOTING INCENTIVE It’s August, and that means […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This joke sprang from something my wife had said earlier in the month. She saw a shot of pregnant Puck and said, “You know that skirt would never stay up, right? Pregnant women really can’t wear skirts. They just fall […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
