{"id":953,"date":"2013-09-12T12:43:27","date_gmt":"2013-09-12T16:43:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.puckcomics.com\/?p=953"},"modified":"2013-09-12T12:43:27","modified_gmt":"2013-09-12T16:43:27","slug":"search-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.puckcomics.com\/?p=953","title":{"rendered":"Search WHAT?!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every once in a while, I like to take a glance at the words and phrases that lead people to this site through the various available search engines.  Some of them are mundane and common sense, but some of them are honestly freaking hilarious.  To that end, I\u2019m listing some of the top search queries that led people to my site over the past week.  And I am NOT making any of this up.<\/p>\n<p><b>Some of the more popular search queries: <\/b><\/p>\n<p><i>puck comic<\/i>, <i>puck webcomic<\/i>, <i>puck comics<\/i> etc.<br \/>\nThis makes sense.  Obviously.  No questions here.  Someone is obviously familiar with my comic and is hunting for the URL.<\/p>\n<p><i>pregnant webcomic<\/i><br \/>\nUh \u2026 yeah.  I guess there are some people out there looking for that sort of thing.  Not sure whether they\u2019re pleased with what they find.  Not sure I <i>want<\/i> to know the extent of their pleasure.<\/p>\n<p><i>pragnant puck<\/i><br \/>\nYou read that right: PRAGNANT PUCK.  Not pregnant.  The weirdest part?  Multiple people searched for this exact term!!!  Because poor literacy is cool.<\/p>\n<p><i>puck costume ideas<\/i><br \/>\nI don\u2019t think my comic would help these people much, unless they want to win the \u2018obscure webcomic character costume\u2019 award at the Halloween party.<\/p>\n<p><i>tony stark nude<\/i><br \/>\nWHAT?  I mean \u2026 WHAT?!?  Seriously, how did my comic come up in this search list, and how far down the list was it?  They (and yes, <i>multiple<\/i> people searched for this term and somehow found my comic) must have been scrolling through pages and pages of \u2018tony stark nude\u2019 search queries to come to me.  The less I know about that, the happier I am.<\/p>\n<p><i>star trek body paint cosplay<\/i><br \/>\nI understand <i>why<\/i> certain people would be looking for this, but they must have been very disappointed when they got to my site.<\/p>\n<p><i>puck from real world<\/i><br \/>\nThis one confuses me on a philosophical level.  What, indeed, <i>is<\/i> the real world?  What constitutes a Puck from the real world?  Must it, by definition, be a hockey puck, or a dishwasher puck?  What is real and what is not?  Red pill or blue pill?  So many questions.<\/p>\n<p><i>My friends hot mom naket comics com<\/i><br \/>\nNot sure whether this is the name of a real comic or not, but if it is, the creator is an absolute genius.  Though I\u2019m presuming that \u2018naket\u2019 is a spelling error.  Maybe it\u2019s not.<\/p>\n<p><i>puck naked<\/i><br \/>\nThis one always shows up in the top search lists for my site.  In this case, I\u2019m really not sure whether the searcher is looking for <i>our<\/i> Puck sans garments, or some <i>other<\/i> Puck sans garments, or whether the searcher is just misspelling the phrase \u2018buck naked.\u2019  I, for one, find all of the above concepts very amusing.<\/p>\n<p>There are many more, but some of them are too foul to list.  Search engines: connecting creepy people to creepy media since the internet began. <\/p>\n<div class=\"facebook-like\"><fb:like layout=\"standard\" show_faces=\"true\" href=\"http:\/\/www.puckcomics.com\/?p=953\"><\/fb:like><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every once in a while, I like to take a glance at the words and phrases that lead people to this site through the various available search engines. 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