This kind of stuff is just way too crazy to not be based on real life. And here’s where I don’t really side with the militant breastfeeding brigade. If it works, great. Yes, it’s ‘nature’s way,’ and it’s a heck of a lot cheaper than formula, but the brigade swears up and down that all women can breastfeed, with ease, and produce enough milk to feed a million babies. When they can’t.

And I know I’m likely going to get a member of the brigade writing in the comments saying “Yes, ALL women can breastfeed with ease, and if they can’t, they haven’t had the proper training, or they just aren’t trying hard enough,” but you know what? No. My wife tried. Hard. And it didn’t work with the first kid very well. On the second kid, it worked, but it required so much dedication (feeding every hour or two, even at night, for three months) that it almost killed her.

How come no one is campaigning and saying, “Hey, you know what’s best for baby? Having a mother who is NOT terminally sleep-deprived and going out of her f#[email protected] mind!” No one says that. Except me. I say that.

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