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I ask you: who doesn’t want an excuse for trashy holiday outfits and horribly awful elf puns? Obviously not me, so step right this way! Puck gang continues a festive tradition of sexy elves. Because, well… Because. That’s the best I can do.

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As for this comic…

From my personal experience, roller coasters feel like they last an eternity … as long as you’re actually paying attention. It’s sort of like a bullet-time Matrix experience: the adrenaline rush slows everything down. But in real time, most of them are over shockingly fast. Blink and you’ll miss it.

Phoebe blinked. It was for the best.