I may not be a man with great business acumen, but my keen observational skills have taught me this: if you want to get rich REALLY fast, you need to exploit one of the following key demographics:
-the downtrodden
-the fat
-the bald
-the addicted
-the impotent
-the mothers or mothers-to-be

Fathers are not a good market for exploitation; they won’t buy your forty-dollar baby food no matter how many times you tell them it’s best for baby. Fathers don’t care what’s best for baby. They’ll feed baby anything if it will make baby shut up. Mothers, though, will spend seven thousand dollars on a stroller because it’s the “safest on the market,” whatever that means.

NEW VOTING INCENTIVE: PATRIOTIC PHOEBE!!!

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So it’s early July, and we’re all in the mood for flag-waving, so I thought it was time to celebrate the birth of everyone’s favorite country with a little bit of patriotic cheesecake! Courtesy of Phoebe!

This voting incentive is no longer available by voting, but you can purchase the pic in the STORE! It’s only one buck for five incentive pics! YAY!

AND CHECK PUCK ON FACEBOOK!!!