NEW YEAR = NEW VOTING INCENTIVE!!!

It’s a new year to fill us all with dread! In honor of that, you can break out the bubbly and ring 2022 in with Puck, so…

VOTE TO CHAM THAT PAGNE!!!

As for this comic…

Could one possibly wander right up next to a raccoon and not see that said raccoon was not, in fact, your friend? What’s more, could one feasibly come within arm’s length of a raccoon without having the animal either (A) bolt away, or (B) attack you? The answer to both, of course, is no. But yes in the context of this comic. (Note: one can safely get as close to a raccoon as one likes, but only when one is carrying a pack of hot dogs. For proof, watch this. But don’t emulate. Trust me.)