Puck 807
on May 12, 2025 at 9:36 pmMAY SHOWERS!!!
Okay, the standard is flowers, but this May it’s showers.
In other news…
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As for this comic…
Not much to say. Got it done on time! I celebrate the little victories cuz they’re the only victories I have.
Look, sugar is brain food. How do you not get it, Tyler ?
Eaxactly. Most white collar crime is powered by candy.
I like this. It looks like we’re going crazy and fun places.
Crazy and fun places will likely be approached.
Being secure is important. Hey! Is she playing Skycraft there?!
Portal Awayyy.
VLDL is killing it, eh.
YES!
Even the most hardcore of people have a sweeter side to them and require enough energy to do their tough task.
Yes, but does it have to be so PINK?
That’s from them adding the Pepto Bismol…
I like the Alienware computer man. I know that Daphne knows how to be invisible, but I’m wondering if she’s utilizing a tor, wrapped in a vpn, and deep fried in an enigma.
Let’s assume that there’s a whole Russian nesting doll setup of security inside security here.
Sweet, sweet maskirovka.
Alienware sponsorship incoming?
If only.
In the biz we call it the “Security Onion”
A brain needs glucose to operate.
Exactly. Pure, sweet glucose. Literally and figuratively sweet.
I hope Alienware will send you some advertising money or at least some mouse pads.
As long as they don’t send a cease and desist, I’m happy.
How hard is F@%&?
Probably a 9.7 on the Mohs scale. Just under diamond.
Only one thing missing for Daphne to be a hackem-crackem-whackem mole.
A black hoodie.
One of yours perhaps? They’re nice and comfy.
Too on-brand.
I bought a set of the tees but I did’nt see a hoodie – did I miss out?
Don’t let others talk you out of things you enjoy just because of appearances.
Exactly. Be as pink as you wanna be.
I’d buy it more if Daph had added tapioca beads. Popping boba pops. Tapioca requires little more hard-as-f&*k commitment. But cred to her evolution. Pretty soon she’s gonna need mooks.
I hate the popping boba. I am a brown sugar tapioca pearl guy all the way. I also like it hot. I am weird.
Alienware by Dell. Good choice.
Just has that iconic feel.
True hackers build their computers from components.
Ugh, computers. I’m such a technophobe. Daphne must be brave. I actually have a black hoodie though. I got it as a premium for a donation to my favorite radio station. 🙂
Well, if you have a black hoodie, you’re most of the way there already.
Hey, per Marvel, Wolverine drinks strawberry milk. When you’re the best at what you do, no need to pose.