IT’S JULY! NEW VOTING INCENTIVE!!!
Patrons had a bunch of choices of ‘C’ words and they chose ‘cabaret’. Delightfully dated.
In other news…
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As for this comic…
For those that don’t remember, this is Bethany Balmoral. She is a problem. I don’t know why she smells like Little Caesar’s crazy bread, but it just felt right. (Yes, I have to add her to the character list, along with a bunch of other people. I’m dragging my heels on it.)
Oh hell. I did see that coming. Just what are Colin’s stats?
Colin’s stats? Like, D&D stats? Bad. Low constitution, low dexterity, low everything.
Height, shoulder width.. I’m guessing that he’s around 5 foot 6 inches (in) and a medium frame. Let’s see. 5 × 12 = 60. 60 + 6 = 66 in. 1 in = 2.54 centimeters (cm) so, 66 in/1 in × 2.54 cm = 167.64 cm. Round up to 168 cm. Divide by 100 cm/meter (m) and we get 1.68 m tall.
Dude, way too low. Colin is 5’10”, probably 185-190 lbs. Cy is 6’1” or so. Puck, Phoebe and Emily are all around 5’8”. Daphne and Tracee are 5’4”. Hannah and Bethany are both around five foot nuthin.
I have to say that Bethany hides herself very well. That unpredictability could come in handy when the time is right.
I don’t think we want to employ her in the business at hand. She’s too dangerous.
I think that she’d be chaotic lawful with a bias bordering (dangerously teetering) on her self interest.
That … sounds very right.
We doesn’t he just have her permanently trespassed from the store?
Well, he’s trying to be gentlemanly about it.
Cy can smell the crazy coming from a mile away.
Exactly. And the crazy conveniently smells like crazy bread.
Well that explains the Pikachu (ear tips) we saw last time.
Emily is being unfair here. Typhoid Mary had been told several times that she was a carrier, and continued to slip away and find employment as, iirc, a cook. She killed a lot of people.
Is she pregnant?
You shouldn’t ask a woman if she is pregnant unless you can see a baby coming out of her. And then is not really a good time either.
hahahaha
But likely not, first someone would have to be willing to, you know. And her personality is an anaphrodisiac.
Colin seemed just large enough…but haven’t any big fat guys made it in there lately? The bigger, the better to hide behind.
Right, well, this will be entertaining at least, if annoying.
“We reserve the right to refuse service”
I do enjoy the display case in front of the desk. Do I have it correct?
Snorlax, Tardis, ST:TNG Type 2 Phaser, and Inspector Gadget?