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Who is the man in the Hawaiian shirt? Why is he wearing that shirt? And what is his connection to the wider plot? I bet YOU’D like to know! And if you’d like to know, well, this is a one-off gag and I have no meaningful answers.
I’m with Colin. Make a profit while destroying the cabal. Plus, what with Daphne being the responsible one, somebody’s got to do the grifting. It’s all about the Bordens, baby!
I just went by a roadside stand selling pony rides for $22 today. Colin has to up his prices, man.
Unknowingly, he is followed by the lady of the cabal because she doesn’t take any pity on him, not even when he invested in that BATTLESTAR GALACTICA Broadway Musical.
Now THAT was the move of a fool.
“Cool Stealth” as opposed to hot stealth? Lukewarm stealth, cold stealth?
Actually cold stealth sounds kinda cold-war, 007 and stuff. Back when you tried to hide from commie pinko spies and not your own government.
Back when spying was cool. Unlike now, when spying is the atmosphere we breathe and accept without thinking.
Colin is no Gray man.
Maybe a beige man. Taupe man?
Well that is one way to keep under the radar and also payback for renting the van out.
Hey, man. Gotta protect that bottom line.
“I’ve done stuff I ain’t proud of. And the stuff I am proud of is disgusting.”
-Moe Syzlak
Anyway, something attention-grabbing can be a vital part of a stealth operation. It’s the diversion.
Hopefully that’s what the cabal will think they are.
yeah, if they´re too busy watching colin and trying to figure out his plan, they won´t see daph and co comming…..maybe.
basically, give them so much to watch they overlook the real danger, whether its daph or a sneaky squirrel
Colin: accidental genius?
Tried to think of what other tricked-out vehicles Colin might’ve come up with. All that comes to mind at this early hour is the Partridge Family school bus.
Now THAT is the definition of stealth.
Mystery Machine from Scooby Do
K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider, although they wouldn’t all fit in that, but it might draw the cabal’s attention away. Not sure from pics if it was just a 2-seater or if there’s a rear seat so it could fit 4 or 5.
Munster Koach
Ecto-1 from Ghostbusters
S.W.A.T. van
Priscilla Queen of the Desert bus
any of the larger vehicles from the Mad Max movies
Airwolf or Blue Thunder would be good too. Think any of the team has hidden pilot skills?
No. Not a pilot in the lot.
A little later, and a little more awake…I’ll throw in the Pizza Planet truck.
We’ve already hit the Mystery Machine and the A-Team van in this comic. Maybe we’ll eventually get the rest of them appearing in guest roles. Might take a few decades, though.
Sweet little Miranda seems entirely on board with Daddy’s strategy. XD
She’s been actively converted, I think. Indoctrinated, perhaps.
As owner of about two dozen very loud Hawaiian style shirts, I feel unfairly targeted. No way would I be tempted to pose by an A-Team replica van.
A cherry red Magnum PI Ferrari 308 GTS, however….
I wholeheartedly second that motion. If a magical genie was to grant me a wish for any t.v. or movie vehicle, Magnum’s 308 Ferrari would be in top spot. Only I’d like a more up-to-date Ferrari engine transplanted into the engine bay. Or better yet, that one Ferrari 308 with the Ferrari V-12 crammed into it. That was a very cool engine swap.
We all have our 80s vehicles of choice.
Daphne’s ears make quite the journey through four cartoon panels…
That’s what they’re there for.
I used to love tipping the A team van up on it’s side at Universal Studios in LA back in the 80’s. 🙂 They had it rigged so you could be Mr. T and just tip the sucker over.
That sounds very satisfying. I never got to experience that.