Feb02
PURPLE IS THE COLOR OF THE MONTH!
Purple won the color contest. Who could predict?
In other news…
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As for this comic…
I’m kinda starting to like this lady now that she’s losing. Let’s say I admire her tenacious spirit.
I feel like he might be in to something with the Baja blast machine.
Hey, hydration station is a taste sensation! Can’t put a price on that!
You can’t work if you are thirsty for a fine drink.
Exactly. Balance is needed.
Are you sure they’re key? I mean really sure?
Might as well go to Baja and skip the blasters. Regroup. Not that I don’t want you to fail.
Hey, somewhere vaguely warm sounds nice right now.
It’s warming here. We’re still up to our hips in snow, but it’s warm. -Ish. For February. I didn’t need a sweater this morning. I will when I go home tonight.
Still painfully cold here. No end in sight. Send help.
Look for no help from our shores. We’re a bit off-line right now. A bunch of us had a crazy moment and now everyone’s suffering. Some of us might wind up needing a couch to sleep on if things get more out of control.
You know, I have close friend from Western New York. We’ve known each other for about a decade. I recently talked to a friend of mine from high school who I haven’t talked to in 35 years. They sound almost exactly alike! It was glorious!
Oh, definitely the Baja Blast machine takes priority over the servers. If IT did their jobs correctly, all the data is backed up on multiple redundant systems anyway. As for the gold? No sense guarding what isn’t there anymore (although they don’t know that yet, right?)
The info might be safe, but the info and security protocols, once leaked, are rather damaging. And there’s still LOTS of gold. Remember how Tracee said that Satan didn’t even notice the gold she stole was gone. Because there’s that much of it in the vault. We’ll see.
Info can be a dangerous weapon. Especially incomplete info.
i am mildly impressed that she managed to deal with the racoons while loosing only half a a sleeve
Impressive indeed.
Reach is an important concept in martial arts. She has it, the racoon don’t.
The keys to the assets?
I think with these guys, the keys would be all digital. But that’s already compromised.
“The Baja Blast drink dispenser is where we keep the codes for the gold vaults and the computer servers.” “You never told me that!” “Huh. I guess we thought you knew all along, the way you drink coffee! Plain black too, I mean, you never thought of jazzing it up a bit? Mocha caramel, mint chocolate, rum raisin, more, but no, always black coffee, the cheapest blend too . . . Seriously, after this, consider therapy!”
Not an unreasonable exchange with this crew.
Not into that lime-flavored stuff. I’ll take either Original or Code Red.
Original is good stuff. But Baja Blast is blue. Blue is cool. Also, it’s a Taco Bell exclusive which means it’s special.
Well, it was a Taco Bell exclusive. Nowadays my brother has a 12-pack box of it (usually Zero Sugar) sitting in our living room every few weeks. Fountain’s still exclusive, though.
That is only in America, where you people demand thousands upon thousands of flavors for all of your food and drink. Up here, it’s still a Taco Bell exclusive.
I have a slight suspicion that the woman is the brain of the trio XD
Or at least the angry reaction to everything?
As is often the case. At least in this comic.
This bit of badassery isn’t making her any less hot.
Anger is sooo hot!
Agreed.
I see a weakness in the Cabal’s leadership skills! This is good news!
Gotta have a gap in the armor somewhere.
Methinks the lady fails to appreciate the strategic importance of a well placed Mountain Dew Baja Blast machine.
Women, huh?! Amiright?
The Blast will last after the money has passed.
“It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.” Took me till Wednesday to pick up on the Macbeth quote, which made me feel like an idiot, too.
I am an English teacher. I can’t help but get Shakespearean now and then.
And not doing so when the opportunity arises would be a rather big failure in this comic specifically.