Mar16
BLUE IS THE COLOR OF THE MONTH! PURPLE NO MORE!
Blue won the color contest this month. But only because I banned purple.
VOTE TO CHANGE YOUR HUE TO BLUE!!!
In other news…
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As for this comic…
I always wanted to draw a villain shaking a fist while gritting their teeth. Now my dream has become reality.
I have to say that Daphne is leaving them penniless in the end of all of this. Still, her actions are bound to have some complications consequences for her to deal with later down the line, right ? I mean there is no way that this will end up smoothly without any consequences, right ?
I’m sure there will be consequences. But that’s a problem for FUTURE Daphne!
“You’ll get a letter in the mail.” Hmmmm . . . does Canada Post still do postage due? If so, twist the knife Daphne, twist the knife!
I’ve never seen it. But maybe they’ll make a special case for this one.
The charity scheme is the most evil of them all.
Well, Daphne knows no bounds.
Daphne KNOWS bounds, she simply ignores them.
That or uses an “alternative interpretation”.
Bounds are for losers.
And the over-text action is too cruel… no, no it isn’t!
Good job Daphne (and Gecko!)
Nothing stops us!
Good dream. Much better than my dream. Also more achievable.
Whenever a naritive gets to this point, I always wonder how much is the villian can’t get our of it and how much of it is a smokescreen to get the villion to not see the way out that’s currently being closed around them.
I’m assuming some of those dollars went to the NDP, the Labour Party (Ca.), the Conservative Party (Ca.), the Democratic Party (U.S.) the Republican Party (U.S.) and the Working Families Party (N.Y.). The mail she’ll get will be voluminous and confusing.
I keep my dreams small. And political parties are even worse than charities.
In my ignorance I made a donation to a political party when I was still merely a lurk, and that error has followed me across seven states and fifty years. May be my only regret….
Speaking as a contrarian (and a Canadian), I have never met a political party that did not, at some point, betray my trust and make me exceedingly angry. The only purpose of a political party is as a weapon against an even worse one in power. I will never donate to a party. Ever.
Well, that’s ’cause they’re made up of humans. Can’t trust ’em.
It is a big’un.
Tenacious, they are. Especially the American ones (no functional spending limits).
I wonder what would happen if she threw some Mexican political parties in the mix.
NO!!! Not that!!! (I mean the upcoming deluge of charity mail.) 😉
It is terrifying. And it is endless.
And it is visited upon your descendants, lo unto the seventh generation…
Not for seven generations, but SEVENTY times seven generations!
Why stop at just seven?
Geez. That fast. I just spent two and a half hours today (or is it yesterday by now?) trying to sign up for Medicare, and I’m still not sure I succeeded.
my, daph is being so evil – and so cool! – here, i wouldn´t be suprised if SHE spontaneously develops an evil shaded face
She is probably a better candidate to inherit the mantle than Satan.
Hope this won’t be a problem with Senior prom coming up. Although it probably will look good on the college application experience section: After school activities “Over-through an evil cartel as part of a local citizen rehabilitation project”
I think the wedding arc will happen before senior prom.
It took me years to get the ACLU (and affiliates) to stop bothering me. After they had called it a “one time” donation request, too.
Tell me about it. I gave a ten-dollar donation to one of the conservation groups. They pestered me with e-mails and even sent me magazines. Made me miserable until I remembered there was an “unsubscribe” on their e-mails.
I really need to unsubscribe from more ad emails.
But they knew that if they tried hard enough, that one time donation might turn into a two time donation! Heck, maybe even a three!
Also there’s the joke about the man whose wife is always after him for more money. When his friends ask, “What does she do with it,” he just says, “Nothing. I don’t give her any.”
Posted something that disappeared into cyber-god-knows-what-space last night, I guess.
Anyway I’m impressed Daphne could do that all in a couple of hours. Spent two and a half hours yesterday trying to sign up for Medicare. I’m not sure I’ve finished.
I think it wasn’t just her. She had paid a team of Crandoshian hackers to work the back end.
Money provides vast resources. Glad to see Daphne is being responsible with the power.
Money makes money. Power makes power. This sort of cycle never results in anything bad, of course.
Who said it’s only been hours? I’m betting this took a couple of weeks. That chair and lamp have likely been there a couple of days. Waiting.
Had two comments (one last night, one a few minutes ago) disappear into god-knows-what. Both had sorta the same subject, relating to something that happened to me yesterday, so I figure some censor caught them.
I’ll be back later, and maybe I’ll think of something else to say.
Not sure what made the spam filter stop them, but they’re back now. I went in and rescued them by hand.
Must be sensitive about something. You never know when “community standards” will trip you up. (I switched from Copilot to Openart to try to illustrate the more lurid aspects of stories I’ve written—had some success but still get frozen out.)
Well E.G. you did it. I did an absolute coffee spit-take laugh over “Nas T. Bitch”! That is pure smart-assiness on Daphne’s part. Nice!
The best spit-takes are coffee spit-takes.
In the old days, Daphne would’ve signed her up for 25 different magazine subscriptions. And the book of the month club.
We don’t know that she did’nt. Ms Bitch deserves some surprises to keep her warm after this is over.
Three separate subscriptions to Hustler alone.
Alas, we have lost so many annoying print magazines. I kinda miss ‘em.
And all the record clubs!
I know Satan gots the gold, but are the cabal’s assets those that they took from Satan.
Mayhap there might be some static within the members of the Fellowship. Tracee’s secret nest egg financed the coup. I’m thinking she’ll want to reap some profits unless Daphne can sequester them in that Swiss account I know she already has from her formative years as a con artist.
I’m assuming they started out with funds.
Does this mean she changed the other guy’s name to “Trash?”
“Trash E. Goof.” Has a nice ring.
Fun comic.
Ooh blue Emily
We aim to provide. On all fronts.
(Chuckles in old man who was never appropriate ever) That’s m’girl. Y’kin sit in m’lap Ms. T. 😉
I was inappropriate as a young man. I’m the same amount of inappropriate as an old man now, but it somehow seems worse because I’m no longer young and handsome. I was able to get away with SO much sh@# because I was young and handsome.