SPILL THE TEA!
Go on! SPILL IT! SPILL IT NAOOOWWW!!!!!!
In other news…
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As for this comic…
Getting close to the final steps of this arc. So close I can taste it! Maybe even done by the end of the calendar year! WHAT SPEED!!!
In other news, my wife saw a panel from this comic and said, “Blood on the dress. Just like Jackie O.”
“No!” I replied, horrified. “Not like Jackie O! Not like that at all! That is not the imagery I’m trying to tap into here!”
“Well, I just think of Jackie O. when I see blood on a fancy dress,” she replied. “Come to think of it, Tracee’s like a combination of Marilyn Monroe and Jackie O. all in one.”
So that got dark.
Just like he likes that tingly taste of 23 flavors of a nice cold Dr. Pepper as it goes down.
Satan DOES like the tingle, don’t he?
Okay, Tracee just laid the beat down on that fool. So who’s next ?
Maybe the only guy left? Maybe?
Who is Colonel Sanders to judge?
I think that if he relaxed with a fizzy bath bomb now and then he wouldn’t be so grouchy.
I do not get Jackie O vibes here, you’re okay on that score. While she might have had brass knuckles (way cooler if she did); I don’t think she would tan this much, nor wear a dress with so little cloth involved.
Bath bombs are great for relaxation. Which can be a type of evil, I suppose.
I read your report of your wife’s remarks to my husband, and he said, “Parker Posey. Remember House of Yes?” (Me: “Dude. No. That was *not* meant as a challenge to get even darker.”)
Fun fact, grey suit with purple tie and pocket square was the required dress for the last two weddings I was an attendant in. Brother and a highschoool friend; both the same summer, ten years ago. They did choose different shades of tie and square.
My brother did black dress shoes, but my buddy had us wear purple low top Chuck Taylor AllStars and purple argyle patterned socks.
I will now assume that Colonel Sanders is wearing purple argyle socks and purple chucks until shown otherwise.
We’ve seen his shoes. I think they’re grey. BUT the socks might definitely be purple argyle.
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