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As for this comic…
Knowing the intersection that Colin was parked on, I can guarantee that he is parked very illegally. But I place vehicles and people according to the needs of the comic or the needs of my laziness, not the needs of logic or the law.
It will be interesting to see if the cops will get involved with this entire situation. I mean honestly, they don’t have an idea for the police, right ?
I’m pretty sure Colin has no contingency plan for the popo.
“Feet up, pat him on the po-po / Let’s hear him laugh Ha-ha!”
They could claim to be noble men who have done wrong, but I doubt the Hamilton police would be as swayed by that as the Penzance police were.
Also: Tiger. What the hell are they going to do about the tiger?
Well, we shall see.
Surely, you can’t be serious.
But I’m thinking that if Daphne is as good as she is, she’s already reprogrammed something to reroute any cabal phone call to the police to call Timmy’s Donuts with Puck’s caller ID.
Well, we shall see.
They have her on a list. Of employees who won’t be missed.
Sorry, a little list. It’s got to scan.
Don’t call me Shirley!
I’m reasonably sure that a group of people who are likely neck deep in lots of different crimes probably wouldn’t call the police even as a last resort.
No reason to add “Prison time” onto what they’re already losing, and this -would- start an investigation.
The cabal is more white-collar crime, so the investigation would likely involve people they have already (if they have any sense) bribed/blackmailed into compliance.
Maybe.
Agreed.
Money talks, man. Even if your money is ill-gotten.
Money talks, but….kinda looks like they just lost all their money.
If you’re wealthy enough, it’s not much of a threat. A reality my nation’s living though right now.
So you called the cops on the guests of the Mayor at his residence. The Mayor that you (possibly) illegally kicked out of said residence. This may be fun.
The tiger seems unconvinced.
The tiger has dealt with this stuff before, perhaps.
Well, It was a comment about illegal parking. I mean, come on, like that makes any difference at this stage..
Oh, that’s right. He also mentioned the unlicensed tiger.
“Really, dude? You went there?”
thats his big ace, calling the cops? who will they believe, the harmless family taking a late night stroll, or the shady henchguy? ok, they might want to hide the tiger, but come on – ‘yes officer, this sexy lady, the dude with the toddler and the blind girl totally menaced my poor,helpless, muscle-packed self’…..that´ll go down like a lead ballon
Hey, we didn’t say it was a good plan.
It’s almost categorically a daft plan.
Kinda thought they were the State. Kinda.
Well, they are perhaps state-adjacent. One of those shady string-pullers.
The police arrive, take one look, leave. “No way will any court believe what’s happening here! Not that we believe it ourselves!”
I’ve heard the police do not like being called when wild animals are involved. I don’t blame them.
Yeah, he’s reaaaally out of cards now. I don’t know how the cops are going to be able to help with this. Animal control maybe, but they’ve likely already given up on the Lady of the Park.
“I’m going to tell on you” usually gets an O.K. or an I’m comfortable with that out of me.
Well, it’s an act of desperation. It is, by its very nature, desperate.
Very beep. Or deep. Whichever I mean.
Plot twist – he called The Police, and not the Hamilton constabulary….
Sting answers, and says he can’t sing “Roxanne” for him at this moment.
Re: TWC. I believe you drew the incorrect character. Perhaps it should have been Colin’s sister? Not that I’m complaining… lol
If you can get the Police to reunite, for ANY reason, I’m game. But it’d take a lot of work to convince Stuart Copeland.
And the actual Heather is coming later in the month. Have no fear.
When the cops show up, the mayor should be there. He’ll explain everything. :))
Mayoral authority. Nothing beats it.
“So you’re with the cabal that replaced the devil, fighting a group of vigilantes, who have a tiger? Crank calling the police is a crime dude. Sober up.” *police hang up*
Maybe they’re used to the crazy. Hamilton is a weird town.
Minion’s gonna be shocked when the tiger introduces himself. Phoebe is a perfect companion for … Shere Khan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5O3_jqHKlk
I love that voice, man. Not quite as perfect as George Sanders’ original, but pretty amazing.
Its a pretty good imitation. Big Tailspin fan here.
Just claim its a Service Tiger and that you lost its vest and leash in all the shenanigans
Service tiger. For the blind. Perfect!
Put an EXXON sign on his side and see if Canadian leftists have got over that *cough* minor oil spill incident.
I remember the tiger. He became animated at some point.
“Yeah, the cops took one look, and they kept driving.”
-Carl Brutananadilewski
Smart cops know when to stop and when not to.
lol, I can’t wait for what he tells them. Police are never going to show up, “So tell me sir, they sicced a tiger on you before or after the army of raccoons? And remind me why they did all this? So Satan could reclaim his rightful place after you dethroned him? A child hacked your network while birds assaulted your guards… Sir I advise you lay off the acid and seek professional help.”
Something very akin to that, I’m sure.
Too Late! Ha-Ha!
Too Late! Ho-Ho!
Too Late Ha-Ha-HoHo!
He’s taken a first-rate oportunity,
To call the police with impunity!
The Cabal will try to transmografy
A defeat into a joyous cry!
With the help of the emediacy
of the police in the vacinity!
Lyrical.