HALLOWEEN INCENTIVE ON TWC IS HERE!!!
It’s a return to form as we explore the types of ridiculous costumes you might never find at the local Spirit Halloween store!
As for this comic…
More from the thrift store. Not much to say about this one. Was very late completing it. Hope I didn’t mess up anything.
Of a sort. I suppose. Sexy vampire manager might fit her resume better.
It’s not as culturally iconic as ‘secretary’, though.
Can she afford that though? I mean, if you can pull SVM money, and you’re good at it, why wouldn’t you?
Not sure. We shall see.
I’m with Miranda- the whole vampire theme seems very questionable.
Indeed. Side with the toddler.
So, there is a thing. Of course there is a thing. Why would you think that there wouldn’t be a thing?
Plunged into Love: Seduced by the Vampire Janitor.
A hot paranormal romantic comedy
by Jenny Tailes.
No opinion one way or the other, I haven’t read it.
Just presenting it as a thing that exists.
once again, the internet does not disappoint…
Of course it exists. It couldn’t not exist. The Internet is like a gas: it expands to fill all available spaces and niches.
Eh, works for me.
I’m glad.
Where would this sexy vampire janitor work? Outside of government that is, and the blood bank.
Not sure exactly, but definitely works the night shift.
As Jenny wrote in the blurb,
“When he swept up the men’s room, he swept her off her feet.”
This sounds amazing. Just saying.
Da dum dum tish.
Baby steps…she is slowly understanding via baby steps…
Slowly. Very slowly.
Well, costuming as sexy vampire secretary is *almost* a job.
Dress for success, you know?
I dunno how sexy vampire secretaries might be, but Phoebe sure puts the sexy into the unusual stormtrooper costume. And she looks super cute with short hair!
Amen!
Phoebe actually just has her hair in a braided bun so the helmet fits.
-Ish.
She’s very . . . tall in rather specific ways.
Oops. Just noticed the holes in her helmet. I withdraw my objection.
You see? YOU SEE?!? You see how I actually think about these things? On the topic of that helmet, I need to take the opportunity to note that I drew that dang thing FROM MEMORY. Okay, I did look up a ref pic after I drew the basics, just so I could check where some of the decorative details went. But as a first try from memory to get the general shape and proportions, I think I proved my Star Wars fan status.
There was no doubt as to your geek cred. Ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUEaXCiYR0E
Phoebe looks good but I personally like when she wears her glasses. She has loads of specs appeal.
Yeah, missed opportunity.
Rule 34 always applies, no exceptions….
There are limits. I highly doubt there’s anything about sexy vampire wholesalers of powder-coated retail shelving.
NO exceptions…
Surprised Tracee has never considered Goth fashion.
Hot, can be had at thrift store, lace and sheer materials, and very vampire.
She would have to jettison the tan…
Is that natural or artificial?
The tan may or may not be real. I am guessing that it’s a real tan but enhanced.
I was actually about to point out that she doesn’t make a very convincing vampire with that tan… but then I realized that it could very well be a spray tan, which is actually very appropriate for a vampire.
Well, it’s a start . . . possibly a false start, but a start!
Hey, false starts are potentially better than no starts!
A cautionary word re: the alt text. From Howard Tayler’s Ecksbird:
“The parts lists for the Technocane and the Portable Studio included photography tripod accessories and, briefly, latex tubing (but I opted for o-rings instead).)
Targeted ads now think I’m a photographer of the sexy-times.”
Well, at least the targeted ads think you’re interesting.
Spray tan was invented by vampires who wanted to stroll in the sunshine!
Plausible.
That she’s a sexy vampire alone would definitely go miles in explaining her being Scottish and tanned.
Is she Scottish? I don’t believe her ethnicity has ever been properly established.
Maybe Tracee can get Phoebe to modify her new clothes to make them trashy. (While Puck is out of the house.)
Tracee and what army?
I’m sure Tracee needs no help with that.