If I ever get a rock band (a dream which grows more sad and unlikely as I advance even further into my thirties), I shall name my band Satan’s Sea Monkeys. By the way, this plot development was fairly heavily […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My wife noted that panel four juxtaposes what might be the sexiest costume ever with the least sexy costume ever. Mind you, according to Google image search, there’s no shortage of sexy Raggedy Ann costumes. Which I find very, very […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It occurs to me that Puck and Daphne are really very similar characters, though they differ in terms of maturity and experience. Puck, being the older, worldlier woman, would know better than to ever expect a man to side with […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
New Voting Incentive! It’s Halloween … BATMAN-STYLE!!! A new costume every week! Every week of October will bring with it a new Batman-themed costume on one member of the Puck gang. This voting incentive is no longer available by voting, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Phoebe’s like a superwoman. She can do anything … except wear tasteful clothes. (She can make tasteful clothes; she just can’t wear them.) And though summer is winding down, the BEACH DAY WALLPAPER is still on sale for a buck, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I was going for the ugliest dress humanly possible. My wife informs me that I succeeded.
So no epic fight between mob boss and pregnant redhead. Sorry to disappoint. And I have always felt that fashion and organized crime go hand in hand. Why else would those criminals be such natty dressers? And why else would […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You thought having their figures stretched all out of shape and suffering weird cravings was enough pain for pregnant women? Oh no. The world has many, many ways to make them suffer. NEW VOTING INCENTIVE It’s August, and that means […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This joke sprang from something my wife had said earlier in the month. She saw a shot of pregnant Puck and said, “You know that skirt would never stay up, right? Pregnant women really can’t wear skirts. They just fall […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Phoebe hasn’t appeared in a while, so lest I break my contractual obligation, here’s some Phoebe. The joke, by the way, is one I borrowed (stole) from my wife, who hated this early stage of pregnancy. She sometimes joked about […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
