So no epic fight between mob boss and pregnant redhead. Sorry to disappoint. And I have always felt that fashion and organized crime go hand in hand. Why else would those criminals be such natty dressers? And why else would […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My “Mob Boss” card defeats YOUR “Pregnant Redhead” card! I think it’s safe to say that no one saw that coming. NEW VOTING INCENTIVE It’s August, and that means a new voting incentive for Puck! This one connects to the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
To be honest, I want to punch smiley-faced, duplicitous sales staff in the kisser all the time. It’s a personal fantasy of mine. I think pregnant women would be a little more likely to turn such fantasies into reality, though. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You thought having their figures stretched all out of shape and suffering weird cravings was enough pain for pregnant women? Oh no. The world has many, many ways to make them suffer. NEW VOTING INCENTIVE It’s August, and that means […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This joke sprang from something my wife had said earlier in the month. She saw a shot of pregnant Puck and said, “You know that skirt would never stay up, right? Pregnant women really can’t wear skirts. They just fall […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Puck provides more empirical evidence as to why you should never piss off redheaded hormonal fairy chicks. Ever. VOTING INCENTIVE: PATRIOTIC PHOEBE!!! This voting incentive is no longer available by voting, but you can purchase the pic in the STORE! […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I may not be a man with great business acumen, but my keen observational skills have taught me this: if you want to get rich REALLY fast, you need to exploit one of the following key demographics: -the downtrodden -the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Let’s just say this strip springs from the well of personal ultrasound experience and leave it at that. NEW VOTING INCENTIVE: PATRIOTIC PHOEBE!!! So it’s early July, and we’re all in the mood for flag-waving, so I thought it was […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For the non-North American types, General Tso’s chicken is a popular Chinese food dish in the US and Canada. It’s awesome. Fun fact: no one really knows how a chicken dish in North America came to be named after a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Phoebe hasn’t appeared in a while, so lest I break my contractual obligation, here’s some Phoebe. The joke, by the way, is one I borrowed (stole) from my wife, who hated this early stage of pregnancy. She sometimes joked about […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
