The Phoebe date story concludes. And Phoebe remains forever single, for the fans’ sakes. (Kind of like Jackie Chan. Ever hear those stories about Japanese girls committing suicide in the 80’s because Jackie Chan started dating someone? Then they decided that Jackie could never publicly date anyone? Well, it’s not quite that big a deal here.)

Now, I have to explain the word ‘tuque’ here. A tuque is a Canadian term that refers to a knitted winter hat. I thought that all English-speaking countries used this word, but I’ve since found out that this is not the case. It’s pronounced ‘tewk’ (rhymes with ‘puke’) and I think it’s a good word. Pity it’s not more widespread.