Just once I want to play an FPS where one of the weapons is a fully loaded baby. Man, those Cacodemons wouldn’t stand a chance!
Next week, my gauntlet of painful ‘professional development’ courses finally comes to an end with a major term paper, which I still need to write. In order to make that happen, Bill Taylor from Tripp has kindly completed a guest comic, which will run next week. In actual fact, Bill completed it many months ago and had the foresight to make it fit with post-baby continuity. That’s because Bill Taylor is superhuman. No, seriously. He is.
DECEMBER VOTING INCENTIVE: ROB FORD VS. SATAN?!?
In a competition of evil, which frightening mayor in southern Ontario would actually win? I had to do this. Do you know how often I can pull off a joke about local municipal politics and have an international audience get the joke? Never. Until now.
CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR PUCK!!!
And the volume of the spume is inversely proportional to the size of the baby: the littlest ones seem to spit more than their weight!
That agrees with my experience.
So much vomit….so much.
Dude, you have no idea.
I should have known better. I just ate, oh, erm…
glerg…
ahma….
*runs off and vomits, missing the sink, toilet and tub. For some reason, it went through the mirror and onto the other side of the looking glass and the Red Queen happened to be there. She didn’t look like Puck. She’s dead now, and I’m on the run. Cops got mah gun. I’m the King of Rhyme….*
That was unexpected.
A’la Shatner,
I….
aim…
to . . . please.
WONDERFUL!!!
WUNDERBAR!
The baby has pointy ears!
It happens.
Ah yes the copious amount of vomit spewn from the face of babies have lead to many pumice filled showers. Why for the love of Elder Gods is it molten lava hot I shall never truly know. Fun fact: some tmes it comes at you at mach 1 also known as explosive vomit! Lovely.
Yeah, it IS hot! Gah, it’s gross. I mean, really, it’s not as gross as adult vomit, but it’s got it’s own sticky, milky grossness factor to it.
…I was going to read the new Puck comic then eat breakfast.
I’m glad I didn’t do it in reverse.
Enjoy your bagel.
I thought it was a roll…
Eggwich on a kaiser?
Hell naw; I eat sandwiches for breakfast.
Aw…the scene of incredible violence happened off-camera…
Well, the scene of barf-covering, yes. I felt it best to leave that to the reader’s imagination.
Good thing she didn’t mention cleaning up the bathroom after they washed up…
my wife was holding my daughter over her head and i told her to be careful.but the inevitable happened.she spit up in my wifes face.it was the funniest thing ive ever seen (and yes it did get in her mouth).ahhh memories.
It’s happened to so many of us. My first one was a particularly pukey kid. I went for about a year with my clothes always having the odd baby puke stain. It happens.
That’s as bad as my oldest nephew the day my brother and his mother brought him home to my dad’s house at the time, and they changed his first diaper. Now, think about that for a second; inexperienced parents+baby boy with no bladder control=me shooting milk out of my nose when my dad told me. Because my oldest nephew pissed on his mother’s face, and her mouth was open.
After that, they made sure to put a cloth over his junk when they changed him. 🙂
Oh, and with male babies, you also have to make sure the junk in question is faced downward when putting a diaper on. If it’s not, the kid will pee up into his face, right past the diaper. These are the mistakes that first-time parents make.
I would say that in this day and age, the worst thing about it . . .
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You didn’t get it on camera.
My brother did the exact same thing with his daughter, right after mom fed her. It occurred about 30 seconds after I said that holding her like that was probably a bad idea. Got him right in his open mouth, no spillage, everything went in his mouth. Funniest thing I have seen in a long time, I really wish I hadn’t just put down the video recorder.
That type of shot is one in a million. Few people ever capture it on film. But for those that do, YOUTUBE GOLD!!!!
Ah, there is no smell like baby spit up
I must say this: at least it smells better than adult barf.
These Tuesday comics are just what’s needed after a horrible Monday in Wolverhampton.
And yes, babies do come out with a terrific amount of vomit… and they do it so casually! How?
I’ve been told by a doctor that basically most kids have stomachs that essentially aren’t fully done forming yet. Digestion is a tricky process, and it goes wrong in messy ways.
Imagine what Colin’s reaction would be if Miranda spewed green stuff like in the Exorcist.
Nah, this stuff is white. And sticky. Bright green stuff sometimes shoots out the other end, though.
Our first child… My wife adoringly called him ‘Punkin Poo.’ Thebes he filled his diaper with insufficiency processed squash.
I must have married a prophet.
Yeah. I never eat pumpkin pie anymore after dealing with babies.
*squee* I just noticed the ears, the ears are adorible! *faints from cute overload*
They’re pretty dang cute, I must say.
Agreed. Always love pointy ears.
Whether it be ST, LotR or “just plain ol elf”, pointy ears are the best. And Baby pointy ears…. n,n [glee!]
Why aren’t our ears pointy, God? WHY???
Some body mod practicioners will do that for you. For a fee, of course.
I’m terrified of those people. Even piercings kind of weird me out.
Puck’s perfect revenge, with Colin trying forever to get his daughter’s barf out of his ARMPITS.
He should get his armpits laminated.
It’s only the least he can do for his daughter’s future sanity.
They generally don’t laminate armpits at the Office Depot. Armpits are a non-standard size.
Armpit hair’s a beeotch to clean, man.
Haha a kick to the groin for the the fictional yet existing patriarchy!
Kabam! Mothers gotta get their own back somehow.
[vengeful glee] Good one Puck! So glad to see her finally get them to help out. A shame it came to the violence of a loaded baby but well, they left her no choice.
Between broken bones and the need for a good shower, I think the shower’s a better option all around.
I’d rather burp a baby than change their diaper. Ever get shot with a urine stream? And the baby always has that subtle smirk on his/her face like they’re well aware of what they’re doing.
Besides, baby breath is awesome. It doesn’t get any fresher than that. However, in some instances, I’ve witnessed some babies going full on Exorcist with the burping. 😀
This was one of those cases.
“Just once I want to play an FPS where one of the weapons is a fully loaded baby. Man, those Cacodemons wouldn’t stand a chance!” ElectricGecko…was that a Doom3 Reference…. what you just did is what my wifee dose daily when making references..gahh no escape even in my favorite webcomic!
Actually, is was a Doom reference. The cacodemons in Doom 3 don’t count. I like my cacodemons one-eyed, red and stupid as all hell.
ummm…
I’m still trying to figure how the child’s… exhaust… got into his armpit.
Let’s put it this way: baby vomit is very … fluid, shall we say. Baby vomit hits face/neck area and runs down. Either that or he foolishly raised his arms in self-defense.
Come on youall…if you were a canine, like a few I wont look at, you would consider vomit a delicacy…so, it was quite a devious revenge to pass the baby to the only one that is, let’s say “stressed” by it!
Commenting on the voting incentive, I remember when Ford was talking about killing cyclists, as he was removing heavily used bike lanes from Bloor. And I’m in Texas, not GTA. His crack-smoking ass can rot with Hades as far as I’m concerned. I only wish death on those who publicly wish it on me and mine.
Now anyone up for a game of car soccer with Ford as the ball?
If you want to use Ford as the ball, you better be playing Peterbilt soccer. But seriously, no matter what your political leaning is, you can’t deny the guy’s a cretin. He shows zero respect to anything or anyone.
I dont care about fat turd Ford, but he has a point about cycle lanes…in my village, the council was forced by Quebec’s separatists Cheech and Chongs to remove sidewalks to accommodate cyclist “tourists” who NEVER stop at local shops and who are all retired civil servant hippies on $100,000 pensions riding $10,000 bikes in the summer, blocking traffic riding twenty abreast and hitting old folks forced to walk in the street while now in the winter the snowplows fill all their house entrances and are making walking a life threatening experience.
If Fatso Ford did not advocate a hunting season on these new age parasites, I sure advise it, or at least spray wall tacks on their lanes!
I’m all for cycling lanes when feasible, and most of the time the disasters you describe are due to bad planning rather than the cycling lanes themselves. Up with new age cyclists! If North America were more bicycle-friendly, I think we’d all wouldn’t be as fat as we are. (Not that there are many fat people in Quebec. The chain-smoking tends to keep you guys skinny.)
Quebec is the worst nanny state ever, so smokers are quickly becoming extincts, not that I mind…flying to argentina and back, my white shirts were lemon yellow on return from them chain smokers…fact, every chain smokers i known either quit or died of cancer in their mid fifties.Now, it’s a whole lot better…”they” smoke pot, which is far more toxic cancer wise than the backyard tobacco our great uncles and their long stemmed pipes stunk up the googol with!
Easy solution: remove the car lanes — then both cycle lanes and pedestrians will fit easily 😛
The baby burpy dont mess with her. Great comic
She make that baby burpy work for her!
ROFLMAO! I can attest to that. My boy will be 9 years old in March and I’m still trying to get his vomit smell off of me.
Some odors just never leave your nostrils. Baby spew is one of them.
You could have developed Puck’s counter in an arc spanning months. Instead, you went for the throat and very effectively, too.
In panel 3, the trio have an glimmering of an idea of what they are up against. In panel 4, Phoebe most definitely knows. She does fear well.
There’s too many story arcs spanning months. I had to be direct on this one.
I love this old game very muche! Nice to see it here..
Meh. Newborn baby vomit has a consistency barely different from water.
And so far as I’m concerned, “burping” a baby is just some weird urban myth. They’ll just vomit when they vomit.
Changing the nappie on the other hand though… that nightmare is all too real.
… Also why is it such a disturbing shade of red?
Red is the color of terror.
I just noticed that Miranda has Robin’s ears, literally.
A dominant trait, perhaps?
Good.
I’m glad you approve.