Because the code of manliness dictates that punching pregnant mimes is just going too far.

The code of manliness, by the way, is responsible for 65% of all jail terms.

FEBRUARY Voting Incentive! Git yer ANTI-VALENTINES!

A vote for Puck on TWC will get you exclusive access to the first in a fine line of anti-valentines cards just ready for printing and distributing! Tell that special someone to go away … the easy way! A new valentine will be popping up each week, so vote!

This particular voting incentive is no longer up on TWC, but you can GET IT AT THE STORE, along with all the other incentives, for a few bucks!