Advice for fathers-to-be: CALM THE F$%# DOWN, MAN!

Men do all sorts of weird things in this situation. They panic, call 911, run away, you name it. My wife knows a woman whose husband immediately ran to get a bag of frozen peas from the freezer, because he remembered something about frozen peas from pregnancy class – all while neglecting his pregnant wife who was trying to get down the stairs during repeated contractions.

True fact: almost NO babies are born in taxi cabs, buses and malls. Check the local birth announcements and see. With a few rare exceptions, babies are pretty slow to make that short journey down that happy highway and out of the womb.

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