I know that St. Paddy’s Day has passed, but I gots nothing new yet. Next week, though, brings April Fool’s Day, and I’ve got something special planned. Tune in then! And in the meantime…

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As for this comic…

If you’re interested in learning more about the wrong kind of white people, I highly recommend checking out Christian Lander’s book Stuff White People Like, which provides numerous educational insights on the topic. Puck, you must understand, is a bit of an unusual case, in that she’s a bit of a ‘right kind of white people’ poser. She dresses like the right kind, and tries to periodically act like the right kind, but deep down, she’s wrong in every conceivable way. And God bless her for that.

Oh, and if you’re not from North America, I’m not about to explain the significance of the Twinkie (which I’m blatantly parodying) because no one born outside this continent can ever understand such a weird, fascinating cultural icon. Suffice it to say that no food inspires more nostalgic longing and simultaneous revulsion than the Twinkie. It’s a golden sponge cake with a sweet whipped cream filling, but it’s so much more – and less – than that. When the manufacturers were experiencing financial trouble a few years back, they actually stopped production. Twinkies suddenly disappeared from store shelves, and the whole continent was struck with an oddly poignant mixture of panic and relief.

They came back a few months later, of course. These kinds of things always do.