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I ask you: who doesn’t want an excuse for trashy holiday outfits and horribly awful elf puns? Obviously not me, so step right this way! Starting on the first of December, the Puck gang continues a festive tradition of sexy elves. Because, well… Because. That’s the best I can do.

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As for this comic…

Note that this comic carefully observes the rule of threes, as exemplified by the Three Little Pigs, wherein instance B will closely mirror instance A, but instance C must deviate from the established pattern. Ergo, Puck was already barfed on twice by Phoebe, so by the laws of storytelling, it cannot happen again. But what will happen? Well, whatever it is, it ain’t happening this week, so you’ll just have to wait and see.