IT’S SEPTEMBER! IT’S ANOTHER OBSCURE CHARACTER MONTH!!!
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As for this comic…
Daphne’s had a lot of time to think about this. It’s like what they say about Batman: give him enough time to sufficiently plan, and Batman can beat ANYONE. And so it is with Daphne.
This is (I think) the first comic to have TWO jump cuts in one strip. Maybe that record will be beaten by the end of this arc. Not sure.
“You’re scheming on a thing that’s a mirage
I’m trying to tell you now, it’s sabotage”
So Beastie. So Boys.
I can’t stand it, I know you planned it
I’ma set it straight, this Watergate
HUH ?!? This has to be where the Phoebe and her animal army comes in as the distraction that Daphne and her crew needs, right ?
Something like that. Though we’ve got a few unexpected surprises up our sleeves here.
hell yeah! forget about ninja turtles, gimme all the assassin squirrels!
Is Daphne quoting Sun Tzu or is that an original?
Go eh.
It’s my last one.
Go, Go!
It’s a jelly.
And I’d like to point out that these tapes have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake.
hahahahahaha
<3
Very reassuring.
That’s original Daphne. All the way!
Will Monkey Bears arrive soon ?
Phoebe doesn’t really mess with monkey bears. I think they speak a different language.
Did she do that?
You bet your sweet patootie!
Something I just realised, if the cabal eats live puppies, what are they gonna do to Daphne?
Adds a layer of threat.
more like a layer of bbq sauce
Daphne, chaotic . . . good? Morally ambiguous?
That would be chaotic neutral. Maybe. It’s more of a role-playing guide than a serious way to anylise moral and ethics.
Nothing says goodness like scheming with Satan.
Daphne got into this to stop Phoebe from being so flipping weird>.
Oooooooooooh! Loveit!
Fried dough, I mean. This weeks episode is also great. 😉
Glad you clarified.
Daphne’s line is just soo good though.
Heather is not obscure. Beth is only not obscure because she’s recently been in the comic. These last two, however, are obscure and wowzas! Are they in bad jobs. I’ve been holding that in.
Hey, not all jobs are good jobs.
It’s why you have to pay people to do them.
Yes, planning ahead is wise. Otherwise, you may slip on a metaphorical banana peel.
Or a real banana peel. They are perilous.
I’ve never heard of those first two fried dough things.
They’re the same. Flat dough stretched like a pizza and then fried. And sprinkled with sugar and cinnamon.
Hey, has Lefty gained weight?
Nah, I just drew him fatter. I try to be on model but it’s hard.
Then he’s gained wight! I take it his significant other’s very happy with his new position and is rewarding him handsomely. Suspecting that he has a happy spouse makes the world feel a little more alive.
You suspect it’s more alive than it really is.
Well, it’s fiction. You have to find it where you can.
I’ve looked him up. He’s always been a bit pudgy, even back when he was Righty.
Where are the fools with the mouse?